why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job
Via um yeah idk
People say I’m really quiet but the truth is I just don’t talk to them.
Other than that I’m loud.
Okay so my friend was at a corner store and a guy that looked around our age asked to use her phone and she let him, as long as he didn’t steal it.
So he called HIS FUCKING CELL PHONE AND GAVE HERS BACK AND SAID
“Thanks now I have your number, text you later.”
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD LIKE IS THIS THE SMOOTHEST WAY TO GET A GIRLS NUMBER OR THE WORST ?!?!
(She said he was attractive too btw, not a swaggoty look but not like fucking Khakis)
mom: where the hell is all the halloween candy i bought? did you eat it all?
this is really terrifying
they’re growing. evolving.
If somone greeted me like this I’d marry them on the spot
literally just a clip of ravers dancing at a music festival, but with the rave music taken out and Benny Hill music put in x
can’t not reblog omfg
Via hi i used to be jakemalik
how to piss someone off:
leave the door open
How else to piss someone off:
Call their grooms-bride a whore
so i was looking at lipstick and there were some interesting colors
idk why you’d need this color but ok i guess
lol me 2
is this the color of chilli though
C O N S T A N T T O A S T
Lipstick or brunch