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dansnipplehair:

orlandobloomers:

why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

(Source: prettylittletmi)


Via um yeah idk


Zac Efron at the MTV Movie Awards 2014.

(Source: stiles-stlinski)


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People say I’m really quiet but the truth is I just don’t talk to them.

Other than that I’m loud.


Okay so my friend was at a corner store and a guy that looked around our age asked to use her phone and she let him, as long as he didn’t steal it.

So he called HIS FUCKING CELL PHONE AND GAVE HERS BACK AND SAID
“Thanks now I have your number, text you later.”

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD LIKE IS THIS THE SMOOTHEST WAY TO GET A GIRLS NUMBER OR THE WORST ?!?!

(She said he was attractive too btw, not a swaggoty look but not like fucking Khakis)


selenerpatrol:

mom: where the hell is all the halloween candy i bought? did you eat it all?

me:

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Via LOL GIFS

rickydillon:

skeletonhaver:

lanadelreiayanami:

skyyman:

M’lady

this is really terrifying

they’re growing. evolving.

I’m confused 

If somone greeted me like this I’d marry them on the spot

(Source: primegifs)



counterpunches:

literally just a clip of ravers dancing at a music festival, but with the rave music taken out and Benny Hill music put in x

can’t not reblog omfg


Via hi i used to be jakemalik

dancybutt:

lnstagrandma:

how to piss someone off:

leave the door open

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How else to piss someone off: 

Call their grooms-bride a whore 

Via hi i used to be jakemalik

bioluminescent-seadwellers:

jethrocane:

sexioto:

so i was looking at lipstick and there were some interesting colors

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yes maybelline

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idk why you’d need this color but ok i guess

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lol me 2 

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is this the color of chilli though

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ok what

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?????

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????????

C O N S T A N T   T O A S T

unlimited raisin

Lipstick or brunch

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nijuukoo:

staff:

staff:

We updated the tumblr video player and added notifications whenever someone answers you ask.

April Fools

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FUCK

(Source: nonstaff)

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